My hair has been growing pretty much since I chopped it all
off when I was I was at uni and had it pretty short. At the time I really liked my short hair, but
decided that it was a ‘mum-cut’ the type of no fuss hair cuts that mum’s have
coz they don’t have time to fuss over anything else and therefore started the
process of growing it back out. As it
grew I couldn’t decided whether I liked it better long or short, but I figured
that I should see it out and then before I knew it, I was getting married and needed
to grow it for the wedding, so that the hairdresser would have some hope of
making my super thin hair do something nice.
Anyway, the wedding has come and gone and with the help of
the length, a hair piece and a million bobby pins (which took Dave and I 45mins
to get out, much to Dave’s disgust) my hair looked pretty good, even if I say
so myself. But now it is super super long,
longer than it’s ever been before I am pretty sure, I have noticed some new
‘hair behaviours’ that I don’t appreciate.
Apart from the malting, and getting stuck in everything, I
have discovered I have ‘Jan Brady’ Hair.
What does that mean... well, if you cast your minds back to the episodes
of The Brady Bunch, you may recall that when Jan walks, her whole body, but in
particular her hair swings from side to side.
And now mine does too and I hate it.
Now, unlike Jan, my hair only swings when it is in a pony tail, but I
still don’t like it. I can’t stop it
either, it’s not quite long enough to prop on my shoulder, but it’s too long
not to notice. I have tried changing the
way I walk, and tucking it into scarves and things, but nothing seems to be
able to control it... It just makes me look ridiculous. Now, just so we are clear I am not just
talking about a small moving in the breeze swing... my hair has soooo much
movement it is out of control. Sometimes
it gets so much swing I can see the ends of my pony tail in my peripheral vision...
my hair is out of control and I need help!
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